Chuck Norris ASIC Design and Verification Quotes

Please reply with your Chuck Norris ASIC Design/Verification Quotes.

Chuck Norris only needs a 1-bit logic vector to count to infinity.
Chuck Norris only needs one SystemVerilog construct: force.
Regressions always pass when Chuck Norris watches them.

Chuck Norris never uses the release statement.
Chuck Norris can solve conflicting constraints without rewriting them.
Chuck Norris does not use constraints, he beats variables into submission.

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5 Responses to Chuck Norris ASIC Design and Verification Quotes

  1. Colin Marquardt says:

    Chuck Norris once built a supercomputer by sitting on a box of 7400’s.

  2. Colin Marquardt says:

    When Chuck Norris declares the output of a PRNG stuck in reset state to be random, it *is* random.

  3. Colin Marquardt says:

    Chuck Norris FIBs a device by focusing at it.

  4. ml says:

    Chuck Norris doesn’t care about maximum ratings. He despises weak chips.

  5. Colin Marquardt says:

    To Chuck Norris, the “sense” in “force/sense technique” doesn’t make sense.

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