Chuck Norris ASIC Design and Verification Quotes

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Chuck Norris only needs a 1-bit logic vector to count to infinity.
Chuck Norris only needs one SystemVerilog construct: force.
Regressions always pass when Chuck Norris watches them.

Chuck Norris never uses the release statement.
Chuck Norris can solve conflicting constraints without rewriting them.
Chuck Norris does not use constraints, he beats variables into submission.

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